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It was a dark and terrible night. Rain pelted Dirk Bronz-Torso's windshield as he pulled into the parking lot of his health club. But upon opening his front door, he was greeted by a horror of terrible proportions; because there, on the doormat, in all its pale and oblong livery, there was a “letter”! But perhaps worse than this terrifying apparition was what lurked within this horror. As Dirk's trembling hands opened it, he read a message of pure unbridled grotesquerie...
---nn"Mr. A.B. Beast" - Large black castle with twisted towers and lightning bolts, on top of an incredibly steep hillnnShepherds Bush - LONDON - WC 4U2PnnDear Sir,nnWe have noticed that you have not paid your gas bill. If you don't pay within the next 24 hours, you will be transported to the Crissy Crossy Lines dimension to fight millions of evil and twisted aliens.
Yours, Alien Bongo Beast. (Responsible for paying bills)nn---nnShocked by this terrible omen, Dirk staggered towards the kitchen. As he thought about what to do next, he opened the refrigerator door. Even Dirk's lightning-fast reflexes couldn't save him from the next terrifying event.

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